current mood: wary
Oh but that one night was more than just right
I didn’t leave you because I was all through
Oh, I was overwhelmed, and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you
~ “Drive By” by Train
I know y’all have been waiting with baited breath to find out whether Vivos accepted by application. I received a response this weekend. Here are some excerpts:
Thank you for submitting your recent Vivos Membership Application. Your application has been assigned to Team 3 of the Vivos Selection Committee. To take your application to the next step we would like to set up a time speak with you as soon as possible by phone to answer all of your questions and determine if you are an appropriate candidate for a co-ownership space in a Vivos shelter. When you have a moment, please schedule a phone conference with Team 3 . . . During the approximate 45 minute phone conference, the Selection Committee will determine your interest, skills, abilities, potential financing options and which Vivos shelter will best serve you. Hopefully, they will then approve your pending membership, and recommend you as a candidate for co-ownership of a Vivos shelter . . . Vivos is literally in a race against time to complete as many shelters as possible, before panic sets in, or worse yet, supplies are no longer available. Vivos shelter space is extremely limited. At complete build out of the Vivos network we will only be able to accommodate about 1 in 1,000,000 people on Earth . . . Thank you again for your interest in Vivos, and best of luck in whatever the future brings.
I am planning on scheduling my 45 minute long interview soon. I really am not sure which skills and abilities I should highlight during the interview. I mean I have so many. I am pretty sure I need to bake them some cupcakes, just to show how important it is to still be festive while surviving the end of civilization. But, what if Team 3 is the really tough team who only wants hard core survivalists? How am I supposed to compete with people who actually have survival skills? I just want a quiet little pod four stories underground where I can hide out until the chaos passes on the surface. Team 1 would have totally understood that – grrrrr, the stress is maddening.
In other news . . . there is no other news. You stay classy, San Diego.
PERSONAL NOTE: jazz hands
CONFIDENTIAL NOTE: I wish things were different. Truly.